Friday, 5 October 2012
sneaky preview of my new business...
Monday, 4 June 2012
I have graduated!
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
At last...
The trip I've waited all my life for. With the above mantra, I cannot wait to visit legendary champagne house, Krug and Cristal's Roederer. And finally. Spring has sprung in Paris. What's not to love?
Monday, 6 February 2012
Lost in translation...
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
Officially a wine snob.
Sunday, 1 January 2012
Bonne Anée. This time two years ago...
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
New York here we come...
Sunday, 23 October 2011
Locked out. And winter is here.
When I had left in the morning, my key had literally crumbled in the lock - broken in half. The joy. Guess what worked though? Yup, the coathanger through a hole to hook onto the inside bolt handle trick. Super low-tech and (whispers) my idea. The locksmith couldn't decide whether to be happy for me or not when it worked, since his pride had taken a bashing. 120 whole minutes though. With my kids high on chocolate jumping around in the lobby.
My friend whose husband is manager of a chic Paris hotel warned me that when I understood wine, I'd only be able to drink the 'good stuff' thereon. I scoffed at the idea of ever being that fussy about anything other than men. But here I am. As a celebratory toast to my return indoors, the Pinot Noir is screaming 'drink me!' But it just ain't up to scratch. I put the kettle on for an English Breakfast tea.
Monday, 10 October 2011
My fave London bits this Autumn 11
Thursday, 22 September 2011
A perfect wine moment.
It can only get better. There is no worse.
My vision of a semi-swanky Bordeaux mini break was shattered BAM when I saw the place where the harvesters - that was me - sleep. Ouch. It made motorway motels look like The Four Seasons. Truly awful. From this description on I promise not to exaggerate. I have had many moments this week thinking hell is wine making. If it wasn't for the most fantastic guy I work with - my cellar boss - I may well have hung myself with the rope that's used to wench objects up to the VAT walkway on high. Health and safety n'existe pas in this biz here. If I fancied clambering onto 25 foot high slippery vats for the pumping over process (yup, real term), I was more than welcome. I have so much to tell you, I barely know where to start but suffice to say, dirty back-breaking manual labour ain't my thing. Don't get me wrong though. I have too much respect for those who get stuck into this side of the business.
Fast forward to where you find me writing. A heavenly resto in Sauternes. Eating what is basically a fancy French version of scrambled eggs and mushrooms but picture in the Michelin style of... I feel as though I've found religion here in this gorgeous village. Incidentally, I'm having a glass of the sweet wine of the same name as I write. It was ordered as an aperetif but since I'm tout seule was still half full when the eggs arrived. Technically a textbook terrible pairing. Eggs are notoriously tricky. But this is my new recommendation. Eggs with Sauternes after a horrid experience. It should, I hope, make you feel a whole lot better. I do. In spades. Helped by checking into a stunning hotel on credit card after driving around the region for hours with no room at any inn. Some kind of wine seminar apparently means every hotel, chambre d'hote, free cupboard within a 30K radius of Bordeaux was full. Apart from my new spiritual home here. It seems the Japanese couple due to take the master room at the chateau, took a diversion, so I got a 30% reduction. I almost told the dapper Monsieur in charge that at that point, after driving in the cellar van for two hours without sat nav, he could have quite literally named his prix. No joke.
And please let's not return to the no doubt necessary explanation of pumping over as I'll probably kill you. The process haunts me at night. And the grapes. Don't even get me started. Thinking about the process, I'm shocked I'm actually enjoying this glass of Sauternes now. The improvised chambre d'hote I slept in the previous night (improvised in that it was in fact just a random old house - friends of a hotelier who was full), had no lock on my door and an over friendly older guy who I wish I'd known was in fact very kind and not liable to creep into my room at night, as I may not have barricaded myself in with a chest of drawers, large chair and stand up fan.
Anyway, here I am getting distracted in the resto by my new iPhone wine notes app which techie husband thought may be useful. And the reality is that if desert here is as good as my eggs, I should throw all caution to the wind and indulge, putting on the kilos I've lost with 3 days of harvest. Did I mention that I spent an afternoon harvesting? Hand picking the grapes. Which also reminds me that tomorrow I'm assisting with the allegedly tricky Sauternes harvest. Lucky I've almost finished this glass. Or the fear would absolutely put me off.
Oops. I think I've just made the same error I make with Italian food where you are full with the pasta starter and forget the main course will still arrive. They appear to have treated the eggs as my entrée. A legume delight filled plate is arriving. The first time any French chef bar Alain Ducasse seems to actually like vegetarians; courgette terrine, ratatouille and raisin risotto (strangely it works beautifully). I was about to get the waiter's attention and discuss a red wine food pairing before a) greed got the better of me and b) I checked myself that a 6am work start and/or the vision of being over the limit in charge of a van in the wine region was best avoided. Park the chocolate fondant please. It may make me want another glass of Sauternes. Plus I don't need the calories. Back to skinny Paris scene vendredi.
Anticipation. And then. Pain.
Fast forward to the reality of immersion in a Bordellais harvest and I am gasping for a cigarette (I don't smoke). Or a tequila slammer. Anything to numb the pain. I pray to the God of Massage for help with aching limbs, back, head, it all simply hurts. Brain pain too due to crash and burn information overload but boy, is it all fascinating. Utterly different from concepts outlined in the books. Never again will I criticise a bad glass of wine. Not being fully aware of the blood, sweat and tears - literally in my case (not quite the blood) that go into the 25 foot high vats, and after, each sip.
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Cordon Bleu Sommelier Course begins...
We have just had the somewhat dramatic news broken to us that we will be off to assist with harvesting the grapes next week. It all sounded desperately exciting until we learned of not just the hard labour involved, but also the animal friends we will no doubt be becoming very close with during our back-breaking grape picking activity in France. Think spiders and field mice - I'm assuming most of the snakes will have gone to ground by then!
I'm off to Bordeaux. For a fortnight. I've been instructed that my wardrobe should consist of gardening clothes for mucking right in with every aspect of wine production, not Dolce & Gabanna for any Grand Cru tastings.
Fellow students are of all ages from all around the world. P - my initial fave - has already produced her own wine in the Sonoma Valley, California. Back to the sartorial side and Friday saw a number of us gals close to tears when we had our initial try on sesh for our course suits. Stop reading if you're easily offended but one of my course members took one look at me in my navy blue 100% polyester get up and said I looked like Claire Balding's wrestling partner. I just needed DM boots. The trousers were so high waisted - far from a retro fashiony cut - that my chest rested on the waistband. The synthetic seam was cut so high between our legs we feared infection. And don't get me started on the jacket. Thank the Lord that our teacher's intelligence even stretched to fashion. I looked at him in his stylish suit, he looked at my clownish garb and the Cordon B Director made a snap decision that we could never be taken seriously in the wine world looking like that. We're off to Zara Monday morning first thing.
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
My new spiritual home.
Poolside at Locanda al Colle, Tuscany |
I've been lucky enough to eat at some terribly smart places in my time but this food - one of Riccardo's many spot-on recommendations - was heart-breakingly good in its taste and simplicity, where every flavour took turns introducing itself to your taste buds. This was especially true of the Panzanella (translated as old bread salad but please don't let that put you off). Without fail, in restaurant reviews there's a caveat and appreciating the laws of traditional story-telling, one needs the flaw. I couldn't find one here. Each course was as perfect as it should be - no bells or whistles. Simple suckling pig for my HB; my carnivorous nemesis who felt obligated to chow down on the speciality dish, which he declared made my vegetarianism a straight-up travesty of justice.
Team Locanda al Colle - (l to r: Andrea, Riccardo, SCap, Andrea) |
HB and I split a half-bottle of smooth yet lively Italian red; Morellino di Scansano. And yes, apologies to all my UK friends who assume the above is akin to worshipping at the alter of sobriety. In HB's defence, he was driving back the hotel, negotiating hair-pin mountain bends in a Fiat 500 with less poke than a moped. We've all had the fear of the Italian Polizia instilled in us from the movies, even the news, right? And that leaves me to come up with my excuse. It has something to do with obligatory Limoncello shots post-dining.
Thursday, 11 August 2011
Sommelier by 2012
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Backbends and Butts. Pah. Bring on the mime...
Saturday, 14 May 2011
Shallow. Moi?
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
After three meets over the course of the past year...
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Friday, 11 February 2011
German pilates with leather shorts.
Thursday, 10 February 2011
The Surprise Party. And now, the Berlinale...
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Better late than never?
Listen, let's talk more when I'm in London for s'thing exciting next week - more later - and then onto Berlin for the film festival. Yay. Oh and v belated Happy New Year.
Friday, 10 December 2010
Be quiet. Now.
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
OMG. Post-champagne shoes rock...
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
Headstands, rain and cute boys smiling...
Saturday, 6 November 2010
Some of my fave Paris restos to date are...
Chez Janou
www.chezjanou.com
Completely fits the Parisien, cool in low-key, local, cosy kinda bistrot vibe. Small on menu. Big on atmos.
Caffé dei Cioppi
11eme
01 43 46 10 14
Rumoured to be the best Italian in Paris. Seasonal menu changes daily. Only handful tables. Food like it's just been killed/picked. Scrummy.
Le Fumoir
www.lefumoir.com
Central Louvre location. Cool in chilled way, great anytime. Delicious cheap-ish set menu w top notch food. Pop in for cheeky coupe de champagne or café noisette anytime at bar.
Derriere
http://www.mylittleparis.com/en/secret-restaurant-paris.html
One of my all time fave fashiony and Shoreditch-y vibe restos. Food just a backdrop. It's all about the laidback 'scene'! Check out the secret Lion, Witch and Wardrobe Fumoir! And get ready for a table tennis match in the centre of the resto. Yes, really.
Mon Veil Ami
www.mon-vieil-ami.com
Romantic and just simply lovely. Delightful service and location on the l'ile close to St Germain.
Le Square Trousseau
www.square trousseau.com
Great chilled Sunday lunch place squeezing in an apero at Le Baron Rouge wine bar around the corner.
Wednesday, 20 October 2010
He who must be obeyed at all times. And isn't the husband.
Away from work and The Noise has turned into something else entirely; He who must be obeyed at all times and I mean all times or will throw almighty tantrum and most likely attack you. Also, is He who will not ever, never go to bed. Oh yes, happy days. A big part of the reason why I have no writing time. My life is one big toddler wrangle. I am attempting the art of deep, internal breathing since I'm continually reading that shouting at the very top of ones lungs right back (yup, that's me not him), may not be desperately helpful and might just scar the little bundles for life. Surely the most impossibly difficult teen would be easier than... This.
I'd turn to drink but since he's not sleeping properly, the sane side of me recognises that that would lead to perpetual hangover madness. Also, there's the terribly relevant issue that I'm about to become a serious wine student studying for my Sommelier Diploma at the one and only Cordon Bleu School here in Paris. I know! I'm awfully excited if a touch nervous as the nine month course culminates in a placement as a Sommelier's No 2 at a prestigious Paris resto!!
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Where's the Zen?
Hit the vin at apero o'clock - yep, lunchtime - when San Diego, horse-obsessed, married with one child friend - treated me to a delish lunch in one of my delightfully chic locals, Le Bosquet with a carafe of St Emillion. The Noise, who has just started school, even managed, completely against type, to keep quiet due to a wonderful new babysitter. The iPad. Lightning McQueen with headphones. Divine tranquility. Until pineapple juice spills all over it...
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Dead fish in the city
At Le Cherche Midi, you're literally rubbing thighs with the diner at the next table, you're so closely squeezed in. To get into my banquette seat, the waiter pulled the table out for me to shimmy through. I say 'shimmy', in fact it was much more of a 'squeeze' after their heavenly dark chocolate torte. I know, I know, exercise some self-control. Next time. Heavenly Italian food and a fun, flirty maitre de. Perfect combo. I vow to spend more time in Italy. In another life. Who can stretch to Portofino after our Provence blow-out holiday?
When we got back, there was only one fish in sensible daughter's tank. Yet when we left, there were definitely two. "It must have jumped out of its tank to play elsewhere", distracted husband mumbles in between his Hollywood conference call. I desperately tried the (clearly at times complex) art of distraction after spotting some bones. Daughter lets out a blood curdling scream. And I thought goldfish were vegetarian.
Monday, 23 August 2010
Provence meets Chigwell
Since my husband turned manorexic (obsessed with eating the right foods) and downloaded the 100 press ups in a minute iPhone app, he's been confidently hanging around the pool. His six pack is almost complete - a new 'I'm almost 40 now' obsession. Son's potty training has gone to s!£@. Literally. I downed a champagne almost in one at the shock of seeing him pee all over the stone floor in full view of the smart restaurant diners. Mortified doesn't begin to describe it. Keen as mustard daughter found another young male admirer - we're not supposed to call them Cougars now, are we? Anyway, Samuel from LA was 6 and had more than a touch of the mini movie moguls about him, speaking in a droll, deep, semi-patronising manner. Daughter meanwhile was far more interested in analysing the 'constellation of stars' than the virtue of the Nintendo Wii in the VIT room (Very Important Teens room) that had been stormed by sugar-high, not so important 5-10 year olds whose parents didn't want to pay vast sums for babysitters while they dined.
Thursday, 19 August 2010
Heaven and pees
Here in Provence, 8 year old daughter is having an accidental private swim lesson. I say accidental as she'd cannily signed herself up for kids club swim which turned out to be a session with a French natation expert extrordinaire. And there was I thinking she'd just be playing with new little friends. A challenging lesson however was just how she likes it. Relaxation is a dirty word in her book. She's an Aries.
Crazy son trips off to the kids clubhouse in his new mini Havaianas, minus a nappy (only falling twice flat on his face). He's due to start Parisien school next month and nappies are a no no. Where better to train him than in the sunshine at such a heavenly location. It's ok - even I draw the line at him risking the pool au naturel. We'd be arrested for a floating log here I'm sure. This is France. While coaxing him onto the big loo earlier, he endearingly stared up at it and asked if he'd need a seatbelt.
Monday, 9 August 2010
The Bicycle Thieves
*Just so you know I can be trusted with your little darlings at playdates.
Thursday, 29 July 2010
Summer and the City
Summer in the city is disarmingly relaxed. Probably because literally half of Paris clears off to the South or the country or the Islands (Il de Re blah blah). Basically, to wherever their families have second homes. That's why the French rarely leave the country for holidays. Why would you with perfect weather, food and of course, wine, aplenty, just the way you like it.
A naked man waved at us through his window on the Seine earlier. He just stood there, arms flapping, like it was the most normal thing to be doing after one's morning noisette.
Saturday, 17 July 2010
Les pompiers
The Summer holidays are well and truly underway and I'm already out of gin and have hidden all sharp knives in the apartment. And that's just for me. I'm embracing hideously stressed shouty mum with vigour. My inner domestic goddess seems a lifetime away. Who am I kidding? Hell, she didn't even exist in picture book English countryside.
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Teeny tiny Vs cheese and champagne.
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Fruit and Veg man.
Aesthetic heaven.
Sunday, 16 May 2010
No sex on the beach.
I’m sitting on a terrace overlooking the Croisette and the sun is almost shining but if it makes you feel better, I am wearing goosebumps and a cardigan. But. And this is the good but. I do have a glass of rose and nothing to get up for in the morning. I must be one of the only film crowd who doesn’t have to be out of bed bright and early. I say they have to be but that doesn’t of course mean will be. Now husband famously came this close to being sacked by his then PR company when we met and he was a junior earning 25 Euros a day or something. Or was it the Franc then? Many years ago.
Roll on 10pm and we hit the red carpet for the premiere of Mike Leigh’s Another Year. And did it feel like it?! I’m a big Leigh fan but this movie could have done with a heavy edit. Now you don’t come out of a ML movie in the mood to party but husband and I decided a cheery nightcap was in order so we didn’t have depressing dreams. To escape the Brit crowd we headed to the Martinez where most people can’t afford to drink. That’s us too of course but hang the budget for the privacy and husband not being harangued by drunk jounos/clients at 2am. Three whisky sours later (him) and (me) a Sunshine Sparkler ramped up by an Espresso Martini (why do non-alcoholic cocktails have more cringeworthy names than their full-on siblings? Scrub that. I remembered Sex on the Beach), we hit the sack. I tried to sleep then realised the coffee rule applies not just after 12pm but after 12am too.
Friday, 14 May 2010
But. It's Cannes.
The good news is I’m off to the Cannes Film Festival in the morning. Yay. But. And isn’t there always one? Whether it’s men or a pay rise. But… what shoes to take since I’ve signed up for hand luggage only. My recent Bon Marche treat; Ash peep-toe navy suede ankle boots are a must. Love to wear my Laboutins but since I’m not Eva Longoria – won’t have cause to simply teeter from limo to the red carpet. Converse too casual. Patent Pretty Ballerina pumps. Yes!
Staying with shoes and the bad news is that I’d booked a Sex and the City 2 girls night out for my birthday with London/UK country friends flying over. Then the Parisiens only go and enhance their awkward reputation by opening the film a whole week later than London and NY, thus missing my 29 May plan. Oh and for the card you’re planning on sending, it’s actually the 27th. The Saturday is the big night out. That is smaller now. Or at least different. We’ll have to create our own sex and the city. Without much sex as most of us are married. Ho hum.
Getting in the Festival mood online checking out Wall Street 2 shots on the Croisette and so cannot wait to revisit Gordon Gekko. Not literally you understand. Though it seems Catherine doesn’t mind stepping out with her father figure.
Sun, sun, SUN, purlease. I’ve been to the Festival for the last twelve years and bar Year 1 (when I shamefully remember being drunk, drenched with rain and late for an interview with an actor who shall remain nameless after being up all night ‘cavorting’ on a yacht), it’s been hot. If my then Editor ever reads this, that incident is up there with most regrettable lifetime antics. And there are more than a few vying for the top spots if I’m frank. Yes, that 80s cheesy DJ was a huge mistake too. Then there’s the strawberry-blonde (ginger?) ski instructor, unkindly christened The Gnomb by friends for obvious reasons…Oh and the paranoid banker who asked me to take my shoes off, handed me a carrot juice and a copy of The Road Less Travelled with highlighted sections, at his penthouse. (All similarities to real people have been err…edited. Ish!) Let’s leave it there. My brain was terribly fuddled for those lost party years in my early, or was it even more embarrassingly, mid, even late twenties? Ouch.
Friday, 5 March 2010
Parteeeeee...
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Schoolgirl Error.
Wednesday, 27 January 2010
Shopping bag with wheels
Friday, 22 January 2010
Bringing Sexy Back.
Rumours abound that Kate Moss will descend on Paris in spring. Imagine the media scrum. One of my best Hampshire country friends; gym bunny, single mum, fashion blonde, informs me it's a cert - Grazia says so - as she excitedly books her trip to visit me next month. Even UK fave fashion store Top Shop is obsessed with all things Parisien right now. You can't move in there for breton stripes and Eiffel towers, she says. Since she's arriving in just a few weeks I need to line up potential French suitors. She's keen to have a date for her 30th in April so the clock is ticking. 30th! Those were the days.
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Dating Friends...
Monday, 4 January 2010
We have arrived. Really, we have...
We’ve arrived! It’s 2 January and we’ve made it - against all odds, quite frankly. After a New Year’s Eve party laced with four brandy/champagne cocktails too many, I woke up in a child’s bed with a swollen lip and hair stuck to my face. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling. Or sight. The husband was nowhere to be seen and I wasn’t even sure who I was, where I was or how I’d got there. Yes, I’m the wrong end of my 30s and yes, of course, I should have known better. So, there I was shamefully trying to stop myself from passing out and/or being sick, with a whole ten hours of house packing still to do. Regret it? Bien sure.
Rewind to Boxing Day when all was civilised and a week to go until the Paris move. We came back from Miami on Christmas Eve for festivities in the country. ‘Holiday’ is a loose term, frankly. As delightful though he is, after a full-on fortnight with The Noise and no childcare, we could have sold him for shark bait. Miami’s five-hour time difference added to the chaos with the children’s sleep patterns gone to pot. I’m still mystified, in awe even, over how my dear friend, Country Domestic Goddess, can wrangle five children, four of them boys, and not be on anti-depressants and lighter fuel.
Back to 26 December – yes, I know we should have been packing – we set off for Telly Scally friend’s house in Barnes. It’s best to diet for 24 hours before a visit as Droll Scottish Culinary God husband is a trained chef who thinks Vegetarian is a star sign so views my family as malnourished, due to my hippie ways.
Clearly, a Christmas day ration wasn’t plausible so I vow to do a run first thing tomorrow morning, texting Neighbour Who’s Become Dear Friend’s 15-year-old offspring - Delightful Daughter - to persuade her to join me. They live next door but one and I miss them dreadfully.
Also at lunch are Telly’s parents. Her father’s a stand-up comedian so always great social value, and their fun friends, Banker Yank and Irish Blonde, who spent twelve years living in Paris and were oh so eager to give us the lowdown on the French capital. The post-mortem all started out terribly positively, especially as they lived in the 7th too, so we were soon armed with names and numbers for the best local Italian… the most romantic Bistro… where to take the kids on a Sunday afternoon to feel like you’ve lost them but haven’t really. Blah, de blah, de blah. Clearly useful stuff. But the more we all drank, the keener Irish Blonde was to reveal why, despite loving much about Paris, she was overjoyed to be back in South West London. The rudeness, she claimed, drove her crazy in not so Gay Paris.
“You’ll find it impossible to make any Parisian friends,” she guffawed, as they’ll be entirely disinterested, even disdainful towards us. Yank suggested she concentrate on what she loved about the city that was to be our new home. “No, carry on…” I argued, “It’s interesting and forewarned is forearmed, no?” I have to practice disdain. I’d already been told that that was soooo important. Anyway, I figured, for quite some time, even if Parisians are rude to me, I won’t understand what they’re saying so who cares.
So, back to today and 4 January 2010. It’s been utter chaos here and that has naff all to do with me picking up the pieces from my New Year’s Eve; a huge bruise across my forehead and a nose that may or may not be broken. Not to worry, says the husband, you can have a nose job while you have it fixed. Gorgeous Country Goddess II New Year Party host friend texts to say she can’t make Paris after all next month. The circle of shame is complete. Eeeek. Was I really that dreadful? It’s a rhetorical question and I’m guessing the apology flowers didn’t help.
The Noise continues to take us to uncharted audio territory with his screaming and if he wasn’t so goddamn cute to look at with a single dimple and lopsided grin, you’d thwack him one (if not thrice says husband from the bathroom). Isn’t whacking your kids legal in France anyway? I’ve decided it’ll be a bloody miracle if I make even one friend here in Paris, from anywhere at all, let alone a Parisian, as The Noise’s consistent yelling acts like a rape alarm and no one dares comes within a hundred yards of me. Pitying stares from aged facelifts covered in mink.
Husband miraculously has retained a sense of humour when all around him crumbles. My low point today was sitting on the floor in tears surrounded by fairy cake mix and broken glass. Goodie Two Shoes daughter tells me I “really should know not to put glasses on the side of a table.” Husband even managing to work despite Armageddon ensuing in the apartment. Thank goodness, as our astronomical Paris apartment rent far from justifies tonight’s Chateau Lafite and Camembert with Bio (organic) crudités. Budgeting is not my middle name despite a whopping tax bill hanging over my head. Vive La France, non?
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
Fashion and Feet
Monday, 23 November 2009
Eeeek! Not long now...
Monday, 2 November 2009
The Squeaky Wheel at George V
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Paris meets L and The Noise
We set off for our Paris preview; the big trip before the move in the new year. That’s me, Amanda, the generally-genial-until- pushed-too-far husband, E, seven year old winsome, well-behaved daughter, L and saving the messiest til last, toddler boy, R, A.K.A The Noise, who brings new meaning to the term nuclear bomb. Yes, lucky that he’s forever complimented on his saucer-like, dark brown eyes, framed by lashes mascara dreams of, BUT – and here’s the thing – you take your eye off the ball for what, 10 seconds and he’ll have thrown apple juice in your face, drawn all over the curtains and clambered up onto the armrest to drop popcorn on the person behind; just three of the less chaotic incidents that happened on our Eurostar journey. The family carriage was full of unsuspecting businessmen who tried not to look too horror-stricken as we made our dramatic arrival. The Noise flung himself around the carriage, screeching. I decided medication was the only way forward and made my way fast as lightning to the bar for wine supplies. Didn’t they used to put brandy in babies bottles? Has anyone tried that – does it work? The cold Chablis gulps from a plastic cup were marred initially by a strong vegetarian stench. E and I played the Your Turn pointing game, which I swiftly lost when his iphone rang at the perfect time. Nappy time. Oh happy days.
Paris and a slice of heaven in our ‘HOW much?!’ hotel. I was confident I’d pulled off a corker with a suite in a delightfully plush, pretty, perfectly located place to stay until E reminded me that the Euro to pound was almost one-to-one so my awesome suite deal at 450 Euros a night meant we now need to re-mortgage our house before the move. Like that’s possible in the current negative equity climate. Not sure double negative equity’s workable. Anyway, I cheerfully remind E that breakfast has been thrown in. He remains ashen faced. Our ever-depleting finances take a further plummet when we realize L has her big school meeting today with only Mary Jane Crocs to wear on her feet. And it’s been raining. The children’s store in the Marais district sees us coming when the only boots that fit L’s dainty, skinny ankles are, we learn at the cash desk once the visa debit has gone through, a whopping 135 Euros. She’ll have to have her feet bound. My French needs to improve. Fast. The store was called Petit Bourgeois.